Mini-skirts
October 25, 2003
My sister says I need to get some action.
Last night we went with some friends of ours went to see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. While waiting at the movie theatre for our friends to show up, we sat on a bench and people watched. I noticed, and subsequently, pointed out every mini-skirt with the enthusiasm of a 5 year-old on Christmas morning. My excitement though, was not at the sight of a mini-skirt. But at the amount of mini-skirts that we saw. They were everywhere. I probably saw in the course of one evening at least a dozen. This seemed like a lot to me. Did mini-skirts recently become cool again? Or were they ever not cool? I don't know. Have I just been ignorantly walking this earth not noticing all the mini-skirts that every other man takes such delight in? I don't know. All I know is, my eyes have been opened. I feel like Neo taking the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? I can't remember and it doesn't matter.
My sisters says I need to get some action because my "flesh radar", as I like to call it, is on high alert. No you perverts, my radar isn't made of flesh! My radar finds flesh. Highly proficiently, might I add. I was spotting girls in mini-skirts all the way across the street in the dark.
Anyway, if any of you out there want to hook me up, let me know.
Yes,I do believe that was me who said,and I quote "You need to get some" honestly for the last few weeks I have heard nothing but "Oh god,Look at that skirt,ha,ha,ha" not to mention your OBSESSION with not only the skirt but the "high heeled" staletto shoes that accompany them!Yes Neil,"YOU NEED TO GET SOME"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Liz at October 27, 2003 01:00 PMOh man! I completely forgot about stilettos. For some reason, though, I haven't seen as many of them as mini-skirts. I might need to post something about stilettos, nonetheless.
Posted by: Neil at October 27, 2003 04:41 PM
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