Note To Self #481
October 27, 2003
When cleaning out your ears with a Q-Tip, please use extreme caution. Put down the book you're reading and pay attention to the task at hand. Sure this time really hurt, but next time you might not be so lucky. Next time, when you're rubbing your injured ear drum, you might be wiping away actual blood. And next time, you may hurt yourself so bad that you'll spend longer than 20 minutes rolling around on the ground in agony. Next time, maybe you'll actually puncture your brain, and then you won't be able to read ever again. Just a thought.
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