Agonotheta

Stupidity

October 15, 2003

I may write about this subject so often it may require its own category.

I believe 60% of all people are stupid. I don't mean in comparison to myself. I'm saying in general. I would say that at least 70% of the people you see and interact with everyday have a less than adequate intelligence.

I work for a school district and I think that this number jumps to at least 80% for teachers. This means that 80% of your children are being taught by stupid people. In theory, wouldn't this mean that your children are going to be stupid, if they aren't already? I think, then, factoring the naturally stupid ones in with the ones who have been taught by stupid teachers, this figure has got to raise to 90%.

What's going to happen to the next generation? These figures will undoubtedly rise because our intelligent and our stupid teachers will have retired and have been replaced by more stupid teachers. Our children's children are doomed.

Furthermore, I was taught in the public school system, what if I'm stupid? In fact, maybe these figures are wrong. If I'm stupid, then 60-80% is in actuality, much too low because the baseline for these figures are based upon an idiot.

There's a couple of possibilities here. First, if you believe what I'm saying and I'm an idiot, then you must be an idiot. Second, if you believe this and I'm not an idiot, there's still a possibility that you're an idiot. Finally, if you don't believe this, then you are definitely an idiot and you're in denile.

At this point, I think I've made myself more stupid and I don't think I can write anymore. If I just ruined your day, I'm sorry. If you're stupid, I'm sorry, as well. I just feel that its time somebody did their part and spoke up.