Agonotheta

Characteristics of My Perfect Woman

November 05, 2003

Feisty, warm, spontaneous, equally at ease in the kitchen or bedroom and fond of spending lots of time in both. A sleeping surface for sex is often superfluous, due to a naughty and ardent passion, and love for novelty.

What Its Like To Date Me:

I will need your attention, not always but a lot
I will see the glass half full
I will correct your grammar
I won't make the bed, unless its a weekend
I won't always make the bed on the weekend
I will drink beer a lot
I will flirt and stare at you
I will want time away from you
I will tell you that you're beautiful
I will learn from you
I will keep you laughing
I will leave you love notes
I will write you letters and poetry
I will annoy you
I will make you want time away from me
I will definitely make you feel special.

If this is too much, you shouldn't be with me.
If the cons outweight the pros, I shouldn't be with you.