Agonotheta

The New Lady In My Life i.e. My New Computer

November 19, 2003

I've been waiting for this day since October 31. You see, I mail-ordered my new girlfriend. And boy, oh boy, is she hot!

But today is a grand day, for my new girlfriend has arrived.

I've decided to call her my girlfriend for a couple of reasons. First, the way things have been going the last few months, I don't think I have any other prospects. Second, don't expect to see me without her. For she is my love and thus, I must take her wherever I go.

Do you remember how men and boys alike, would name their cars or their baseball bats or their guns. Well, I figure since this is the 21st century I should name my laptop.

Here's where you come in; I need help with said name. I've had some bad luck with names that have a "Long E" in them. So I know what to stay away from. I'd hate to come home one night and find my new lady in flagrante delicto with some other schmoe.

I'm open to any and all suggestions, so if you wouldn't mind. Please leave me a comment with any ideas you may have. It could be your own name, one of your favorite girlfriends' names, a funny name, any really pretty names that you'd like to name your future daughter, wives, heck, I'll even taken ex-wives (just keep it clean!).

Also, she and I are registered at Neiman-Marcus, The Sharper Image, and, of course, Target. Don't worry, no gift is too small.