Agonotheta

Fight Club Quotes

February 21, 2004

"Whoa! Now you're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend near four hundred gallons of nitroglycerine."
~Tyler~

"Cut the foreplay and just ask, man."
~Tyler~

"You just had a near-life experience."
~Tyler~

"Now a question of etiquette, do I give her the ass or the crotch?"
~Tyler~

"The things you own end up owning you."
~Tyler~

"Man, you've got some f***ed up friends. Limber, though..."
~Tyler~

"We are a generation raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is the answer."
~Tyler~

"You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your f***ing Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
~Tyler~

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
~Tyler~

"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."
~Tyler~

"I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species."
~Narrator~

"How embarrassing - a house full of condiments and no food"
~Narrator~

"We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
~Narrator~

"With a gun in your mouth, you speak only in vowels."
~Narrator~

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
~Narrator~

"If I did have a tumor, I would name it Marla. Marla, the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you would stop tonguing it, but you can't."
~Narrator~

"And then... something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion -- dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."
~Narrator~

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
~Narrator~

"Bob. Bob had bitch tits."
~Narrator~

"With insomnia, you're never really asleep; you're never really awake."
~Narrator~

Tyler: "Oh, I get it. It's very clever. How's that working out for you?"
Narrator: "What?"
Tyler: "Being clever"

Boss: "Is that your blood?"
Narrator: "Some of it, yeah."

"I felt like destroying something beautiful."
~Narrator~

"Look at you. You're f***ing pathetic!"
~Tyler Durden~

"Stop trying to control everything and just let go. Let go!"
~Tyler Durden~

"It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree -- so special, then, bam -- it's abandoned on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it. Like sex crime victims, underwear inside-out, bound with electrical tape."
~Marla~

"I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school!"
~Marla~

"I want to have your abortion."
~Marla~

"In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo.'"
~Airport Guy~