Fake Work

March 10, 2004

I just had a meeting like this:

Them: "We need to have a new page about the new Strategic Plan by next Wednesday."
Me: "Ok, I'll make sure it gets done. Just send me the information."
Them: "Oh, we don't really have any information ready."
Me: "Uh . . . Ok. Just email it to me when you have it and I'll have it online in just a few minutes."
Them: "We also need an evaluation form that people can fill out that will plug into a database."
Me: "Let me guess: you don't have the questions for the form nor an inkling of how you'd like it done?"
Them: "How did you know?"
Me: "Just a hunch. I'm leaving now."
Them: "Do you want to play with my Legos®?"
Me: "Oh jeez, take that out of your nose."

So, what am I doing? Working on all that "fake work" they gave me? Hell, no! I'm writing about how crazy they are. I promise the entire year hasn't been like this.

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Comments

Amazing how people think that since you are the one to make the web page for them, that you will also invent all the content, huh?

I just got a voicemail that said, "Jill. Apparently nobody told you of the change. Instead of 2.25 it needs to be 2.0, okay?" I have no clue what they're talking about.

Posted by: Jill at March 11, 2004 01:14 PM

When I make web pages I use magic and then all the content appears from Narnia, why how do you do it?

Posted by: Ben Up The Tree at March 18, 2004 11:54 AM