Agonotheta

Fun Bus Recap

May 10, 2004

Well, as you read, I went to Wendover, Nevada on Friday night. I'd love to tell you all about it, but instead of writing everything in complete sentences (because I'm lazy), I'm just going to make a list of some of the highlights.

• » Drank plenty of vodka/cranberry juices, and SoCo/Cokes on the two-hour drive across the Salt Flats.
• » Also on the drive, played BINGO, which was actually fun. But everytime I lost, I yelled curse words. I got funny looks from some of my coworkers, thus, achieving my goal.
• » Amazed all spectators with my crab and shrimp eating skills. Although, I'm not sure if they were amazed at the amount I can eat, or my ability to cover most of my head and hands in warm butter and little bits of seafood.
• » Took the above photo, obviously acting like an idiot. I think those are supposed to be gang symbols I'm throwing. Probably to make me look "tougher" or something. Who knows? I don't remember. I wore those mirrored "porno glasses" most of the night too.
• » Made my way to the dance floor where I showed five girls about my age and two African-American ladies twice my age just how well a short, white, bald guy can dance. Trust me, they were loving it.
• » Fell asleep to Jack Johnson on my iPod on the bus ride back.