Agonotheta

I Need a Sugarmomma

November 16, 2004

I need a sugarmomma.

I came to this undeniable conclusion on Saturday night somewhere in between the first of four glasses of wine and a second glass of champagne. I was in Park City attending a swanky party at a theatre for contributors and season ticket holders.

I was looking around the room and decided this because there were several very eligible widows and divorcées who are still very attractive, albeit 20 years my senior. The way I see it, I give them what they want, they give me what I want.

Let me know if your auntie is on the prowl.

Yeah, I know. I'm a freak.