I Need Help
May 24, 2005
Hello, my name is Neil and I'm an addict.
I'm addicted to Extra® Cool Green Apple gum.
It's so obvious to me now, but I believe my sister is a gum dealer working for those bastards at the Wrigley's® corporation. She first gave me a piece of this delicious chewy goodness about a month ago and, wouldn't you know it, after buying a pack of my own, I've gotten three of my coworkers hooked on it as well.
Damnit, I'm so mad at myself, I'm playing right into their hands and I know it. Last time I saw my sister I played it cool and only asked her if she had any gum. You know, not specifying the kind she knew I wanted. But what did she tell me? She wanted me to pay her for it?
Typical dealer. The first one is free, but after they've gotten you hooked they charge you for it.
Whatever you do, don't try this gum, or else ... you'll be hooked too.
I can quit anytime, let me just have one little taste...?
Posted by: Tanya at May 25, 2005 08:59 AMI've been tempted to buy a pack of that stuff when I've seen it at the store. Hmm... do I run away and avoid another addiction or give in and try it?
Posted by: Jill at May 25, 2005 09:07 AM