I'm a Bartender

October 25, 2005

I started my second job this weekend, bartending. When I arrived, I was assigned one person to follow around and they would show me the ropes. He asked if I had any experience bartending, to which I replied, "no."

Him: Did you go to school?
Me: No

Him: Do you have any drinking experience?
Me: Plenty. At the minimum four years of undergrad experience.

Him: I have four years experience in the Marines. I can outdrink any college boy.
Me: ...

Obviously, a very mature bartender. In his first five minutes he turned our conversation into a pissing match. Anyway, as I continued helping out I learned where we have to pick up the clean glasses and set them up; where we get the big tanks full of bottles of beer; how we set up the bar; how to run the registers; and the "legal way*" to mix various drinks that I've been making for years.

It was a lot of fun. My favorite part about it is chatting with the customers. I love it. It is very much providing a customer service, but not under the normal circumstances. What I mean is that you're not dealing with people who are in a bad mood because their internet isn't working. All the people that come up to you are in a good mood and of course are getting in better moods with every swallow.

My first shift I pretty much watched, rang up a few customers, opened bottles of beer, and salted some rims of glasses for margaritas (which along with cosmos are the strongest drink that we can make). The second shift I would take several turns running the bar for several minutes at a time with a veteran bartender watching and providing expertise.

On Thursday I'll be running my own bar without anyone providing any help. Yeah, I'm a little nervous, but I'm sure that once I get my first few drinks made and I start chatting it up with the customers I'm sure I'll do just fine.

* If you're not from Utah, our alcohol laws are very different. Basically, you cannot have more than one ounce of any one liquor in any one drink. From there, you can have as much "flavoring" (something like triple sec) as you choose. What this means is that if you are making a margarita you would pour one ounce of tequila into a shaker and then add as much triple sec as you desire, your lime juice, sweet and sour and margarita mix.