Agonotheta

Handsome Man Looking to Court a Distinguished Lady

February 10, 2006

Good Evening, Fair Lady

I am a gentleman, very much out of my own time. I find that this culture over stimulates my baser senses, while failing to charm my finer sensitivities. I seek a graceful and educated young woman from a respectable family who I may call upon with gestures of affection. In the truest spirit of chivalry I shall offer to you all the finest luxuries this world has to offer, and for myself seek only the polite pleasure of your company, and perhaps a ribbon from your hair that I may keep as a token, as I journey through life's adventures. Your chaste treasure is at no risk from my advances, though I would find a spot of tenderness in your heart. With due-diligence I shall make this my quest.

-A true gentleman.

P.S. No Fatties.